As we join our houseguests, Eric has emerged from the hot tub and enters the house sporting 2 nipple rings where he complains to Jameka and Jessica that "every time he leaves the hot tub, he almost blacks out. It's so hot." He's seriously said that, along with the "F" word, about 100 times since the feeds kicked in only an hour ago or so. Potty mouth!
So...hot...almost..blacked...out
Jameka is preparing slop, so apparently there's been a food comp and at least some of them have lost. She looks impressed.
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Awesome! Dustin is opening a bottle of wine...I hope some tipsiness ensues.
Anyways, they're still getting used to being in the house. There have been a few singing slip ups, a few misplaced microphones, but it's overall good times. Now Eric and Daniele are in the bathroom discussing the taste of body paint. Apparently BB has provided a supply. Mike drinks some milk and checks himself out, and the houseguests further discuss the alcohol/body paint combo that BB has provided....expectations much?
Meanwhile Jen is sauntering up to the HOH room and trying to do something with some sort of remote control...she's viewing the other houseguests on a TV screen...but she can't get the remote to work. She removes the batteries, tries different angels, and nothing works, so she gives up, retrieves some sort of article of clothing from near the bed, and goes back downstairs. She's not HOH, so I don't know why she's making herself so comfortable up there.
Again they discuss the body paint. The flavours are cherry, pina colada, banana, and blueberry. This is the theme of the day. They should use it already and just stop talking about it.
Amber and Dick are discussing other houseguests out on the hammock. Amber doesn't think that Jen is pretty. Dick says Nick is a good looking guy, and that he probably gets "his fair share of pussy." I have a feeling I'll be quoting things like that out a lot this season, so let's just get used to it now. Anyways, Amber informs Dick that Nick has only slept with 5 girls and lost his virginity at 21. Dick says, "Talk about a late bloomer." At least they're not getting overly personal too soon.
Amber doesn't trust Joe, and Dick says there's a "Mrs. Robinson thing" happening between Mike and Kail. Ha! Amber then asks Dick if he thinks she's pretty. He thinks she is. Awkward silence. Amber moves on to play tetherball. This makes me want to watch Napoleon Dynamite.
Anyways, I don't really know these people yet...so it's hard to talk about them, and this is more of a test post to ensure all is working properly. More later!
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