Wine & Ramen

As we join our houseguests, they're checking out Erika's flowery wonderland, aka HOH room. She got pictures of the BB4 cast, and her dogs, and some people and stuff. She also got a Coldplay CD which Will quickly absconds with. "Finally, some white boy music up in here!" he cheers. Boogie doesn't like Coldplay but he'll learn to love them this week, because music is music.

They anticipate the Thursday night take-out meal. George thinks the producers are going to torture him and bring in fried chicken and beer. Janelle asks Danielle if she likes fried chicken. "Hello, I'm a black person," replies Danielle. Boogie or someone thinks they might get Baja Fresh again, or possibly Del Taco. Will worked at Del Taco as a teenager. Janelle hopes they get El Pollo Loco. To me, it's like they're speaking a whole new language. Um, Spanish I guess.

They then discuss their dogs. Janelle's dog is gay and looks like her. He's flamboyant. Danielle's dog is ugly and people ask what it is. One of Erika's dogs died recently. This news sort of kills the mood and everyone leaves save Danielle.


I sense a theme, but I just can't put my finger on it

Danielle and Erika discuss which cast is the hottest. Danielle thinks Erika's season didn't have much to look at at all. It's a draw between season three and six. Erika argues that Kaysar trumps everybody and Danielle agrees. Danielle thinks Howie is a handsome guy, as clowny and quirky as he is. "Don't get me wrong, he's a hot guy, but he's fucking weird!" explains Erika. "It's not an act either," says Danielle, "We all went out together and he had that fanny pack on, and I was like MY. GOD. Then I turned to Kaysar and was like, 'He has a fanny pack on.' And Kaysar just looked at me with that pained look that's like, 'I know, Dani.'" They drink wine and eat ramen noodles.


All the basic food groups

It just...melts in your mouth

It's better than crack, almost

The ramen is awesome and all but they bolt to the kitchen as soon as Janelle advises that the food has arrived. And it's...Baja Fresh. Fish tacos, taquitos, chicken soft tacos, how can you go wrong? Anything is better than, "that damn pizza" according to Janelle. Will says Boogie has arguably eaten more Baja Fresh than anyone in America. A little research tells me that Baja Fresh is owned by Wendy's. Dear Wendy's, Please feel free to bring a Baja Fresh to my town. Taco Time just doesn't cut it. They don't have a salsa bar. Warm Regards, Craving Tacos. Will says Boogie must have been really uncomfortable when Julie discussed Howie calling him a punk, and then explains what it means when Howie yells "SUPERBOWL!" It's boring and doesn't make sense. Moving right along...


Spoons are for nerds

They're discussing one of the producers, Jonah. Boogie thinks he's kinda nebbish. Will says, "Well, he's no Brad Pitt. I mean, I'm no Brad Pitt either..." and Janelle quickly interjects, "Yes you ARE!!" TLA!

Intermittent flames, and then Boogie, Will, and Janelle are playing pool. Apparently Will and Janelle did a DR together, and it is going to be off the chain. They start going into too much detail, and I'm mesmerized into a catatonic state by...*drumroll*



When the flames from hell finally cease, they're discussing James and his lameness. He finally let go and got drunk last night, and had he done that sooner, Will would have been able to relate to him better, but instead he was always running around talking about his 5 POVs in S6 and biting his nails. Boogie's getting into the hot tub. Will played the sting bass in middle school. He picked the biggest instrument possible to avoid having to take it home to practice. Boogie played the drums in 6th grade. The hot tub water is very hot. Boogie thinks it will be too hot for Will. Awwww! George joins Boogie in the hot tub and Boogie tells him about the Coup D'Etat and how it worked, and that he won it, and that it all ended up being so very pointless. Maybe not that last part, I may be projecting. Back at the pool table, Will is swinging his cue around and asks everyone if it's cool if he breaks it over his knee in a fit of anger, because it will make good TV. Janelle then immediately wins their current game and he forgets all about that pesky cue.


Delicious, nutritious chlorine

Limbo is difficult to do by yourself

Then we're left with so very much silence as people play pool, or cards, or sit in the hot tub. That's my cue to post. Until next time, keep fit and have fun.