Sunday, August 06, 2006

Grapes and Chicken

Janelle and Kaysar are getting some exercise by walking laps across the yard. My feeds are looking especially blurry for some reason, so it kind of makes it seem as though I am watching them through a rainy window.


Participaction

Janelle is telling Kaysar he's lazy. She wants to run but he wants to walk. Janelle says it's ok because Howie put shoes on so he could run laps with her, which seems to make Kaysar feel insecure, like, "Hey, I can run too you know!" even though he is so totally too lazy. Howie, in the meantime, is preoccupied and not quite ready to join them.





Actually, I think it's the camera operator who's preoccupied, and it's with Howie's ass. The things they focus on sometimes. Anyways, as he begins to jog Will criticizes his technique and coaches Howie to remember "Heels first!" Howie's knee is hurting and he's not jogging so much as flailing himself back and forth across the yard. Good times.

George goes to Mexico to get all of his dental work done. Crown? Only $350. The drive from Vegas is 4 hours, and they anesthetize you with Jose Cuervo. Not really. Everyone speculates as to why George is missing some teeth. When he was a kid they just pulled teeth like crazy instead of trying to fix anything. One particular trip to Mexico was to repair a tooth that was shattered during the consumption of an apparently very solid nut. Anyways, George heads off to the storage room and decides to make fried chicken and mashed potatoes.

I can hook up up with a bitchin' root canal

Janelle and Will then compete to catch grapes in their mouths, as thrown by Mike Boogie. When Boogie informs Will there are no more grapes, Will is visibly upset. "This is the only fun I've had in 2 weeks! We can't be out of grapes!" "Look at the ground," says Janelle. Will suggests washing the grapes that are all over the ground, to which Janelle replies, "Gross."


A while later, James discusses the Legion of Doom's plans with Will and Boogie out on the couches. They immediately then proceed upstairs to convey everything James has said to Danielle. Danielle asks why everyone can't just get along, and whips out a few joints she received in her HOH care package in the hopes of blazing it up with Chilltown.


Everybody's doing it


In actuality these are straws which apparently represent Danielle's "numbers." They then launch into a big strategy talk. I would have much preferred if they lit up, giggled for while, and then hit up George for some fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Will says Danielle is a crazy bitch.

Oooh! My Chinese food is going to arrive soon, so I should wrap this up. After I've been satiated I'm sure I'll post more tonight, there seems to be a lot going on. Until then, keep fit and have fun!

1 comment:

cake said...

Awww, thanks!